This Olympic Rower Is… Gifted
The internet is abuzz today with a photo of Olympic Bronze medalist, rower Henrik Rummel. In the image, which captured the US rowing team just after they received their bronze medals, Rummel appears to be excited. Like, really excited. In the pants. The crotch area of the pants. WHAT I’M SAYING IT IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS A BONER.
When the shot was posted to Reddit, Rummel showed up to deny, deny, deny, saying, “This is me and I swear it’s not erect! I don’t know why it ended up in that position but there you go,” even providing “>a proof photo of himself alongside a very, um, satisfied looking young woman.
Some people bought the explanation (or lack thereof), others told the Olympian to “EMBRACE YOUR VICTORY BONER!” but either way, we at OBC give the dude props. For wearing that Spandex, being a world-class athlete, and making one woman very happy, we salute you (and your glorious anatomy!).