Assuming you aren’t fifteen years old, you may not know who Carly Rae Jepsen is, but you definitely know her biggest hit – the notoriously catchy “Call Me Maybe,” which has been covered by everyone from Jimmy Fallon to Colin Powell. The bubble gum pop song suggests that it was written and performed by a tween, but as it turns out, Carly Rae Jepson is a 27-year-old woman, and a sexual one to boot. TMZ reports that she has been in contact with LA police detectives “in regards to a theft of electronic property belonging to Jepsen.”

Sure, she may just be upset about having her contacts and bank apps messed with, but based on our experience with phone hacking from these many incidents oh look here’s more, we’re gonna go ahead and assume there are some naked mirror pics (or at LEAST a nipple shot) floating around. Whoever hacked that phone is a huge jerk who should send those over to me immediately for disposal.