Just when I thought today couldn’t get any weirder than the strangely sexual ad for Silk soy milk, this video (from TLC) (of course) (what’s wrong with that network) surfaces, telling the story of Wesley Warren Jr. and his nearly 200-pound scrotum.

According to The Huffington Post, Warren lugs around his 6 ft. circumfrenced junk every day and has declined an offer for a free surgery due to his fear of dying on the operation table. However, in this video, it seems as though he just straight-up enjoys his beanbag chair-sized nether regions, especially the pretty young woman whose job it is to CLEAN HIS SCROTUM.

Check out this video from TLC’s Strange Sex which tells the story of Wesley and his caretaker Passion. Fun game: see if you can get past Passion using the term “cracks and crevices” without throwing up.