Ohhhh what news to arise to on a Monday morning! According to TMZ, an ex-boyfriend of the incredibly gorgeous Minka Kelly (of Friday Night Lights) is shopping around a 30-minute “semi-professional” sex tape of the two. Sources say the camera used to film the encounter was set up on a tripod and connected to a TV so that both parties could watch the action, and that Minka was “very aware of the camera.” Fortunately for Minka (and a real bummer for the rest of us), it’s possible that the tape was filmed before her 18th birthday, making it unsellable.

TMZ claims that two songs from Brandy’s second album, Never Say Never are playing in the background… an album that was released just 16 days before Minka’s 18th birthday.

Now, I am a staunch advocate for celebrities’ right to keep at least SOME semblance of privacy. I have vocally expressed my distaste for nobodies who try and use their sexual encounters with celebrities to gain fame themselves.

But on the other hand, OH MY GOD I WANT TO SEE HER NAKED SO BAD.