Recently some friends and I were discussing a new trend in our city: upscale, super overpriced theaters that have recliners for seats and servers that bring you all the booze and food you want. They’re popping up all over the place, and some curious part of me really wants to try it out, despite the fact that the tickets cost $20 (TWENTY DOLLARS! FOR A MOVIE!) a piece.

I suppose though, that it’s all progress, and moving forward, and crazier things have happened, like actor Fred Willard (Anchorman, Best in Show, literally hundreds of other movies,) getting arrested at an adult movie theater for giving himself a tug. According to RadarOnline, Willard was taken into custody Wednesday night for jerking it at the Tiki movie theater in Los Angeles.

WHICH BRINGS ME TO TWO QUESTIONS:

1) WHO THE F*** STILL GOES TO ADULT MOVIE THEATERS WHEN FREE, RAUNCHY, ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT ASS PORN EXISTS ON THE INTERNET?

and

2) WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO IN AN ADULT MOVIE THEATER OTHER THAN WHACK IT?

I feel nothing but pity for Fred, who clearly has yet to discover YouPorn, xHamster, RedTube, Xnxx, or another of the thousands of places on the web for free, discreet porn viewing. SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A LAPTOP!

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