Hump Day Hottie: Kelly Brook

In this day and age, it seems like every celeb with an “enviable” body has the hips and butt of a 9-year-old boy, and the stomach and boobs of a 19-year-old girl. Women from Miley Cyrus to almost any Victoria’s Secret model are desired by men and idolized by women for their remarkably slender frames, leading many young girls to develop eating disorders in an effort to chase a body type to which they aren’t genetically pre-disposed.

This isn’t the case with this week’s Hump Day Hottie, who has a shape that is much more likely for the non-supermodel types out there. Kelly Brook, an English model, actress, and television personality, was spotted in Ischia, Italy last week, and boy did she look bodacious. In a blue and white striped bikini, her curves were unstoppable. Many snarky internet commentors have tried to insinuate that she is “fat,” or could “stand to lose a couple pounds,” but we beg to differ.

YOWZA. Look. At. That. Rack. Sure, the girl doesn’t have the type of figure you’d see on a catwalk, but those women are made to be walking hangers. Kelly Brook is more like walking sex appeal. In case these soaking-wet, candid photos don’t convince you, scamper on over to TheBlemish to see her Playboy shoot (NSFW, obviously).

For being a role model to women with more flesh than bones, we salute you, Kelly Brook. Congrats on being OBC’s Hump Day Hottie!

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