Booty Call University is, by no means whatsoever, a political blog. I would consider it more along the lines of a “comedy” blog, or a “pop culture” blog, or a “you thought you wouldn’t vomit today but you were WRONG” blog.

However, the upcoming election is one political event that shouldn’t be ignored by anyone, not even people who stare at ladies’ butts for a living. Mitt Romney, the likely Republican candidate for president, is an OBVIOUSLY NUT-JOB PUPPET FOR THE WEALTHY and should, by NO MEANS, become leader of the free world. Unfortunately, being that he is, in fact, a NUT-JOB PUPPET FOR THE WEALTHY, many rich-ass-mother-f***ers have been throwing wads of money at him like Octomom at a Florida strip club. One donor, a Mr. Sheldon Adelson, has pledged $100 MILLION to Mittens in his bid to oust Obama from office. ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS.

Luckily, our favorite raunchy comedienne Sarah Silberman has a counter offer for the billionaire, and she shared it in this NSFW video. Check it out, if you’re in the privacy of your own home or at a business that is okay with brief beastiality.