Like I have said before, I have a feeling that the Cosmo sex editors never took high school biology. Or ever had a health class. Or even have seen a human being naked. If they did, they would know that this position, while hilarious looking, is pretty much a surefire way to destroy a dude’s penis with one wrong thrust.

As you can see, in this position, the guy would have to bend his junk forward in a way that already looks pretty uncomfy. However, the real problem comes when he tries to thrust. The chance that his penis would try to get back to its normal, human position and jam into the chick’s pubic bone is SO, SO LIKELY, that it even looks like it’s probably happening in their weird little diagram. I can just see the pain in that guys face when he almost snaps his penis in half.

Snaps.

His.

Penis.

In.

Half.

I’m gonna let that sit for a minute.