Maybe it’s the ungodly amounts of processed foods I ate yesterday (did you know they are putting cheese INSIDE hot dogs now?), or that last Budweiser I shouldn’t have drank, but this video makes me feel nauseous in a way I didn’t know was possible. We love booty and child rappers and pool parties as much as the next person, BUT NOT TOGETHER, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NOT TOGETHER!

Also, I am worried about his belly button. Something is definitely wrong there.