Do you ever wake up sometimes, and roll over and see that it’s time to wake up, and think, “GOD I wish I could just lay here in bed all day, alternating sleeping and watching TV, and maybe getting up to pee or have a bowl of cereal, but that’s it.” Today was one of those days for me. I thought, “what’s the point?” But then I DID get up, and I saw the world’s greatest mugshot, and perused this week’s testimonials, and realized – TUESDAY IS TOTALLY WORTH GETTING UP FOR.

So whenever you wake up and feel really blah about everything, just cruise over to these parts and read some of the awesome testimonials that come through this place. They are great! Look at all these people who found a prize at the bottom of their cereal boxes (that’s a metaphor for finding love in a booty call, try and keep up)! GET OUT OF BED AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND LET’S DO THIS TUESDAY!

“Met this amazing girl on here in March, really hit it off, and have been getting serious for the last 3 months!” Male, 28, Temple, TX

“I started seeing someone I met on your site 2 1/2 years ago…we just reconnected and it’s great! Thank you!” Female, 27, Pontiac, IL

“Met someone on the site 11 months ago and have been dating since. Really nice guy and can’t imagine replacing him at this point.” Female, 27, Waynesburg, PA

“Love the site and all of the new additions to the site since I’ve last been a member, definitely love the interaction… if things don’t work out with this one, I will be back again! ;-)” Female, 34, Houston, TX