Alright, ALRIGHT, LOOK. I know that in the past I’ve sounded like a huge wuss, declaring my hatred for daredevil rides like the Aqualoop and the Human Slingshot and the other human slingshot and the Nevis swing. I am aware that you’ve probably imagined me looking like Cartman on the World of Warcraft episode, scared to even ride a bike.

NOT THE CASE, MY FRIENDS – there is officially a waterslide that I actually think looks kinda sorta fun in a potentially life-threatening way: this “Backyard Waterslide of Doom”! Sure, I could picture myself suffering a compound fracture or becoming a paraplegic, but I could also see myself doing it a hundred times and having a lot of fun every day for the rest of summer. What do you think?

Happy Friday and not getting foot long splinters from a poorly-contructed waterslides to us all! See you next week!