After the delight that was seeing Chris Brown get his comeuppance this morning, I was extraordinarily BUMMED when I returned to web hunting to find that weird, creepy, awful human being Nadya Suleman (aka Octomom) had filmed a self-pleasure pornography and that the first screencaps from the vid had been released. It’s like watching a train wreck. I wanted to look away, but instead I just kept hitting “next” over and over until I was left with my gag reflex trying to regurgitate my waffles.

Luckily, though, it’s Thursday, which means we can always cheer ourselves up with a hearty dose of tunes and beats in our neverending conquest to find the Song of the Summer. This week, we have a video from Trey Songz and T.I. for the song Two Reasons, and boy oh boy do I love it.

Sure, you could say that calling women “bitches” no less than fifty times in a song is excessive and demeaning, but with a beat like this song has, it’s hard not to dance along. Even if you’re shaking your head in disapproval the whole time. I call this move the “hesitant misogynist.” Enjoy!