Bill Clinton Posed With Porn Stars at a Gala
This photo, featuring ex-Leader of the Free World William Jefferson Clinton and three porn stars, has been circulating the web the past couple days to much laughter and (I’m sure) judgmental head-shaking. I personally shrugged it off, thinking that there were much more exciting things happening in the world than a 65-year-old dude posing with Brooklyn Lee and some other adult film stars.
However, I now understand why the photo was gaining so much traction in the blogosphere, and its name is Tim Tebow. According to TheSuperficial, just days before President Clinton rubbed against porn stars without a care in the world, Broncos quarterback and infamous Christian Tim Tebow was photographed with the cast of the Broadway show Rock of Ages, four scantily clad ladies who apparently play strippers in the musical.
Neka Zang, one of the photographed actresses, posted the photo to her Twitter account, and even added a photo of the cast Tebowing. Most human beings would consider it a fun gesture, a good memory, whatever. Not Tebow and his Bible-thumping managers, though. According to Zang’s next Tweet, “Well, Due to Tebow’s “image” I was asked to remove the pic of him with us half dressed ladies. He does know we arn’t real strippers right?”
Just another example of sexually liberated folk being a MILLION times cooler than the sexually-repressed-and-ashamed. Bill Clinton, we salute you!