One of my favorite things in the world (behind Trader Joe’s brand cheese curls, Avery White Rascal beer, and watching people trip over curbs) is showing up to a bar just before closing time, completely sober. It is one of the funniest things a person can witness, because you get to see human beings fall to their very basest level. At 1:15 am on a Friday night at a bar, you will see humans become animals, looking for one thing: sweet, sweet poon tang.

From the dudes that are begging the bartender to make their companion ONE MORE BLUEBERRY PRESS, to the girls who are trying to look sexy but really just looking like they’re falling asleep (I have been there, so I can’t judge), it’s almost like watching a nature show, and you can almost hear the narrator saying (in an English accent), “and here we have the elusive cock block… as you see, she comes out of almost nowhere to snatch her friend right out from the gentleman’s grasp and into a car before he can say a word. He will go home alone tonight, and masturbate himself to sleep.”

Luckily for these ex-members of OBC, those disappointing nights are a part of the past, as they took the smart route and met their hook ups online. And on top of meeting another sexy single for some between-the-sheets fun, these couples ended up (GASP!) falling for each other!

Meeting, hooking up, falling in love… and not a 2am jerk it sesh to be seen. That’s what I’m talking about.

“I fell in love with the most wonderful man EVER!!!!!!!!! Aside from my kids he is my world!!!!!!!! I know I am his, so thank you so much for making this possible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Female, 26, Belton, TX

“Thank you for finding me a mate!” Male, 54, Waukesha, WI

“I have met a wonderful gentleman here & we have begun dating. I thank you for helping me to meet him!” Female, 52, Austin, TX

“Met a nice gentleman 3 weeks ago we have been emailing, video chatting and talking on the phone everyday since then. Because he is in the military, our first date is not until June when he gets back. Thanks OBC!” Female, 28, Plano, TX