What’s that, you say? This is a day late, and Mother’s Day was yesterday, and I should be ashamed of myself for halfway typing this yesterday and forgetting to publish it? YEAH WELL QUIET, YOU. Some people were busy enjoying their own mothers to remember to remember to blog! I’m SORRY, OKAY? STOP YELLING, IT MAKES ME ANXIOUS.

Sigh.

Mother’s Day is an important time to give thanks for family, specifically a woman who [insert disgusting reference to the science of giving birth]. A woman who you probably peed on, pooped on, and vomited on (maybe as a teenager [I’m looking at you, lil bro after prom]). A lady who has loved you despite your tantrums and selfish desires and insistence that your shoes be the right brand. However, along with giving thanks for these things, I think it’s important to also give thanks for all the beautiful women of Hollywood who have maintained their f***ability far into child bearing years. Unlike some, who let their bodies devolve into mushy wilted potato sacks, some ladies keep it tight for years and years, shaming women half their age into hitting the gym 6 times a week.

To you, MILFs of Hollywood, we give extra special thanks. Here is our gallery of our top 5 favorites. Feel free to add to the list!

Halle Berry

Heidi Klum

Jada Pinkett-Smith

Sofia Vergara

Brooke Burke

Did we miss someone that you believe belongs in the Top 5? Let us know in the comments!

Sources:
DoddleMe
TV Rage
Zimbio
TeresAmerica
MovieFanatic