I feel as though the creators of such shows as “16 and Pregnant” and “Teen Mom” should be tortured in some way that would lead to them sobbing their apologies to the world for what they’ve done. Unfortunately, my most evil form of torture (watching episodes of Teen Mom on repeat for 72 hours) is their day job, so I have no idea what would possibly agonize them… maybe listening to NPR or watching Frasier re-runs?

Needless to say, at least the godawful producers of Teen Mom are helping us in one way: showing the world ANOTHER reason why marriage should be obsolete. One of their stars, Leah Messer, age 19, just got married for the second time. THE SECOND TIME. TWICE.

And what is the reasoning of a 19-year-old mother of two for getting married for a second time? Ahem:

“We have a really good connection,” Messer gushed to Us Weekly about her beau, who proposed last Christmas as Messer’s 2-year-old twins, Ali and Aleeah looked on. “It’s different from Corey and my relationship, because we were kinda like forcing it… With Jeremy, you know when you’re supposed to be with somebody and you’re not.”

Solid, logical reasoning from a girl who should be a freshman in college but instead is a twice married mother of twins, or reason #33,908 not to get married? We’re leaning towards the latter, but hey, what do we know? We haven’t been on MTV or anything.