DEAR GOD, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT’S ALREADY APRIL?!?!?!? I’m starting to get nervous that I won’t get everything done that’s on my End Of The World Bucket List. I haven’t finished planting my vegetable garden yet, and I still have to yet to meet and seduce Ryan Gosling. I NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER. There are only 7.5 months left before we get sucked into a black hole, after all.

However, these people give me hope that I can still do the impossible (or the seemingly impossible). This week’s Tuesday testiMOANials show that meeting the love of your life on a site mostly dedicated to getting people laid is TOTALLY in reach! So, if you’re reading this and your End Of The World Bucket List includes “meeting someone awesome and falling in love and having awesome sex,” then you’ve come to the right place! CHECK IT –

“I met a gentleman on this site 3 years ago an yes I knew it was a bootycall website not so much a dating website…but I’m so happy to say that we are still together an have plans to be together forever! I thank your site and think its great especially for woman just looking for a NSA arrangement! But we have decided to take it to the next level and part of that level consists of me being truly IN LOVE an devoting myself to HIM an ONLY HIM…but thanks again…enjoyed the time here!” Female, 36, Seattle, WA

“Yes I’ve meet a wonderful man on here, he is everything that I was looking for and some, yes others feel that since this is a bootycall site you cant find commitment but thats not true. It’s a proven fact that I found happiness! Until we meet again, OBC, thanks!” Female, 32, Stone Mountain, GA

“4 years ago I met someone on this site. We have been together ever since. He is actually the father of my 11 month old little boy. Thank you OBC….we always joke about how we broke the commandments. Hopefully we will remain together forever. A girl can dream!!!”Female, 43, Brooklyn, NY

“Im getting married! Thank you obc!”Female, 22, Killeen, TX

“Love happens when you least expect it to! :)”Female, 23, Braceville, IL