TestiMOANial Tuesday
It’s the beginning of Spring, a time when many old-fashioned types would say “love is in the air!” Certainly the movie Bambi, which I can’t even think about without tearing up a little bit (POOR BAMBI’S MOM), showed that the blooming flowers and warmer air promotes feelings of attraction and intrigue. However, we at OBC have always believed that Spring is a time when SEX is in the air!
Yeah, the flowers are blooming and the bees are buzzing, but basically that is just code for sex. And the warm, but not scorching weather is perfect for shorts and sun dresses, which are the quintessential sexy women’s clothes. It’s staying lighter later, which makes for super-sexy early evening dates and sunsets that end in, well, you know. And on top of that we have 4 brand new testiMOANials from members of OBC whose booty call relationships are turning from sexy to sentimental. So fine, I guess we and the old-fashioneds are BOTH right. Truce?
“I met my Fiance on here! Perfect man, amazing in bed, my best friend, gosh I love him!” Female, 22, Bellingham, WA
“UNEXPECTEDLY MET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE ON THIS SITE. I THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH :). WE BOTH DECIDED TO DELETE OUR ACCOUNTS COMPLETELY.”Female, 35, San Diego, CA
“I hope he deletes his account too, or I’ll be back ;)!”Female, 30, Columbia, MS
“I met a guy on ur site on February 2, and we’ve been really kickin it ever since. If it doesn’t work I’ll be back… Thanks OBC!”Female, 42, Columbia, SC