I want so badly to feel bad for this guy. He looks so scared, from the second he prepares to go, and for the entirety of the experience, all the way to the end, when he makes a face that screams, “I just sh*t my pants and I don’t even care if you know it.” I look the same way after riding the rollercoaster in Toon Town at Disneyland.

However, there is no way that he was FORCED to do this, right? He clearly made the decision to try out the La Plagne Mono Bob (whateverthehellthatis), and whether or not he instantly regretted it is not my problem. Your dumb ass decided to hurl yourself down at a hundred miles an hour for 2 minutes, Therefore, instead of feeling bad, I will just laugh. LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH.