Sometimes I get nervous walking near the china and glass area of department stores because I am scared I’ll get an irrepressible urge to knock everything off the shelves. The same fear happens near cliff edges, because what if I get the desire to fling myself off into the abyss?! And then I’m like, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? AM I CRAZY? SHOULD I INSTITUTIONALIZE MYSELF?

Luckily, I was reminded this morning that while I may be one short of a full set, I am at least not bat-sh*t crazy like this woman. Remember her? She made waves early last year for her videos of “Baby Yoga,” or what would more appropriately be called F*CKING INSANELY DANGEROUS BABY TORTURE. Then she disappeared, likely because people tried to take her children away so they could sew their shoulders back into their sockets. But now, Lena Fokina is back, and she’s taking her act to the streets of Egypt, teaching parents there how to whip their babies back and forth like ribbon dancers.

Here’s the video, although don’t say I didn’t warn you – sh*t is BIZARRE.