I always remember in high school, people assumed that the band geeks were all celibate, sex-deprived nerds with no knowledge of the clitoris. However, that the truth was far different, and I walked in on it one early morning while taking a short cut through the band room to get to the theatre (year, I was a drama nerd, GET OFF MY BACK). I wasn’t a virgin, but what I saw that morning on the floor of the band room was something beyond what my young, naive eyes even knew existed. From then on I had a respect (and a terrified fear) for the school’s band. Those kids knew how to GET. IT. ON.

It’s no surprise to me, then, that the geniuses at Harvard are just as sexually active as the ones at Arizona State. In a recent edition of Harvard’s newspaper, The Crimson, Harvard students share honest, frank stories about their sexual experiences, including bondage and masochism.

The article appears to show that it’s not just the party animals that enjoy a romp in the hay. Perhaps studious, quiet, and seemingly “uptight” folks are also down for a wild between-the-sheets booty call!

Check out the full article at the Crimson, and enjoy spending the rest of your day imagining getting busy with a glasses-clad law student in the library. I know that’s what I’ll be doing.