Those weird birthday feelings I experienced this morning apparently weren’t completely unfounded, as the Birthday Heard Round the World is actually happening today: Second-coming-of-Canadian-Christ Justin Bieber FINALLY 18 years old.

According to The Daily Mail, however, his birthday wasn’t rung in with a statistics exam, a misshapen chocolate cake, and a pack of cigarettes (as most normal 18-year-olds experience), but instead with the $100,000 2012 hybrid Fisker Karma gifted to him from his manager. The ridiculous gift was presented to the pop star this morning on Ellen Degeneres’ morning show to a grand applause.

Via The Daily Mail:

The $100,000 Fisker Karma has a 2 litre – 4 hybrid engine and more than competes with typical gas guzzling sports cars as it can go from 0-60 miles per hour in under 6 seconds with a top speed of 125 miles per hour.
Luxurious touches include keyless entry, bucket seats, and diamond dust in the paint… and a solar glass roof.
The car can actually use the energy captured by the roof to assist the lithium-ion batteries in powering the dual electric motors. And it can do an economical 100 miles per gallon.
The Karma features two driving modes, Stealth Mode for optimal relaxed and efficient electric driving and Sport Mode to access the vehicle’s full power.

Happy Birthday, Biebs. Just remember that while we’re all jealous, there are thousands of creepy older women around the world thinking about you in an extra special way today. So THERE.