With a title like that, you’d think this was going to a sexy, pleasant, easy opening post into Friday, wouldn’t you? But you’d be wrong, because instead this is a terrifying faceplant into the work day that is going to stick in the back of your throat like peanut butter for the rest of the weekend.

This is a video introducing us to Sheyla Hershey of Brazil, a woman profiled on the TLC show My Strange Addiction (you know, the quality program that brought us this nut job), who has a size 38KKK bust – the largest in the world. After 22 breast enlargements (coming in at a grand total of $250,000!), it appears she has finally reached her goal size, which is both the world record, and an amount of silicone that will likely kill her. I’m sure this has nothing to do with any type of body issues or anything. Very normal.

Watch the full show this weekend on TLC, if you want to ruin your holiday weekend.