Well, it’s here, everyone. The day when a weird, vomitty shade of pink is the only color in sight, when restaurants are packed with dozens of extra tables and their prices are jacked up 30%, when half of women in relationships are giddy and obnoxious and carrying around roses and the other half are so pissed off you can see lightning bolts shooting from their heads. It’s VALENTINE’S DAY.

“Sounds like you’re a little bitter,” you might say. But nope – and you know why? I have found from much research that a hot hookup or booty call on Valentine’s Day is way, WAY better than a stiff date in the middle of the coldest month of the year. Instead, you can call over your favorite friend (with benefits!), drink some wine, avoid the miserable crowds, and get to the BUSINESS.

Wondering how to invite your booty call over this evening? Come on. You KNOW OBC has you covered. Click here to check out and then send them our OBC Valentine’s Day e-card, and we PROMISE Cupid will do the rest!