Madonna Released a Football Themed Music Video
It’s so close to being Super Bowl weekend, you guys! “But the Super Bowl is only on Sunday!” you might be thinking – wrong. Super Bowl begins tonight, when you argue with your friends about who is going to win, and then tomorrow, when you prepare for the big party by stocking up on chips, chicken wings, bean dip, and beer, and then, of course, SWEET, GLORIOUS SUNDAY, when millions of Americans gather around their TVs to curse and binge eat and pretend like they could totally do a better job of coaching than those idiots.
However, every wonderful event has to be punctuated by something awful to make you appreciate the rest of it, and this year that cringe-worthy punctuation comes in the form of a zombie skeleton named Madonna, who will perform at the halftime show with her terrifying arms ablaze and haunt our dreams for the rest of the month.
Luckily, we have a little video here to prepare you for the onslaught of elderly that we’ll all be experiencing come Sunday: this music video for Madonna’s new single “Give Me All Your Luvin'” (yes, with a U), featuring Nicki Minaj and MIA. With its football theme and incredible Photoshop job making Madonna look almost life-like, this video will give you a taste of the mess of this year’s halftime show. Deep breath, everyone. Brace yourselves.
February 4, 2012 @ 5:16 pm
It’s hateful ignorant journalists (and I use the term loosely) like this, that make the world a little more sinical and jaded. The fact is Madonna looks amazing for 53. Before writing a piece like this, think about what your putting out into the universe & what that says about you. Clearly whoever wrote this love letter to madonna (hates Madonna). Is young and unfamiliar with Madonna’s amazing musical track record. Madonna is above & beyond the rest of us, the real question is. Is she really human (or an extra-terrestrial humanoid) far ahead of the rest of the species in her evolution & developement? What else are you suppose to do when you’ve climbed the highest mountain & conqured the world. And what will you like like at 53. Time waits for no one, today you are young, tomorrow you to will be old. Pray that at 53 you too will be getting paid millions to perform for a world-wide audience. Instead of hating, take tips on how it should be done.