This morning I woke up, got out of bed, stumbled to the kitchen to get some coffee and pour a bowl of cereal, and then on my way to my computer, I tripped over the power cord to my laptop and it pulled my laptop off my desk and onto my foot and I spilled my coffee (on both myself and my laptop) and then I sat on the floor and almost cried while my dog stared at me like, “you are quite an idiot, human.”

But somewhere in the world, there are people that can do THIS on a daily basis. It takes all types, I suppose.