Let’s be honest: I’ve loved Gerard Butler since his rippling abs played Leonidas in the epic movie 300. Since then, he took a bit of a vacation from being awesome by taking roles in gooey chick flicks The Bounty Hunter and P.S. I Love You, but hey – even legendary Greek heroes need a break every once in a while. Butler has regained his place as my #1 Hollywood crush, though, with some recent quotes that made me laugh out loud.

According to The Superficial, Brandi Glanville (you know, THIS reality star idiot) reportedly claimed that she and Butler had a fling a few years ago. Via E! News: ‘ “[We had] a little week of fun,” Eddie Cibrian’s ex-wife said. When Bravo’s Andy Cohen asked Glanville to rate Butler as a lover on a “scale of one to ten,” she confirmed what we’ve always suspected: “11!” ‘

What a dumb b*tch, right? When you are (at most ) a D-list celeb, what place do you have to spot your mouth off about the more-famous people you’ve hooked up with? But this is where it gets hilarious. TMZ apparently ran into Butler on the streets and confronted him about the alleged hookup, to which he responded,

“Who’s Brandi Glanville?”

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH. As The Superficial says, it’s entirely possible that Brandi Glanville wasn’t lying and that they really hooked up, but with those three scathing words, “Who’s Brandi Glanville,” Butler wins all the awards. He doesn’t answer yes or no, doesn’t acknowledge the story, and makes Brandi look like a dime-store ho bag. A+, Gerard Butler. A mother-f***ing +.