I generally don’t agree with PETA – their over-the-top methods and “sexy” campaigns are the worst, even if they do have good intentions. However, I definitely agree with their stance against this new fad coming from (shocker!) Real Housewives of NYC star Cindy Barshop, whose waxing salon is now offering FOX FUR and BIRD FEATHER MERKINS as an add-on to pubic hair removal processes.

According to The Daily Mail, the “Foxy Bikini” and “Carnivale Bikini” are coming under fire from PETA, who say that they are both “cruel” and “sleazy” which we’re actually going to have to agree with (unlike their attempt to destroy a Playskool farm toy for children, which was ri-DONK-ulous). As you can tell from the photos above, they are the vag-equivalent of Barshop herself: an obnoxious, worthless attention whore.

And at over a hundred dollars for each GLUED ON FUR OR FEATHER decoration, we can also add “frivolous” to that list of adjectives.

No thank you.