Marriage: the most sacred, meaningful, and important institution our species celebrates, or so we’ve been told…  but definitely not to famous-for-being-snubbed Brandi Glanville, a Real Houswives star whose husband famously left her for country singer Leann Rimes. According to Radar Online, Glanville got married in a ridiculous drunken ceremony in Las Vegas and then “honeymooned” at the Spearmint Rhino strip club  over the holiday weekend with some guy named Darin Harvey.

Glanville, in classic Real Housewives immaturity, tweeted multiple times throughout the night, saying, “I’m married again- suuuuuuck it!” “Honeymoons with strippers are the best!” and “After some beer and strippers he is now my husband. No joke!”

Harvey, however, seemed to have woken up with a headache, a queasy stomach, and a severe case of regret, because he tweeted the following morning that the wedding was a “drunken BFF thing” and that he “had a crazy Vegas moment. Getting annulled tomorrow.”

I don’t know about you, but all I can think when I read those last three paragraphs is how happy I am that marriage still means as much as it did when our ancestors joined together in holy matrimony in the 1700s. I’m sure we all feel that couples’ passion, devotion, and love just by reading their tweets, don’t we?