How was everyone’s weekend? Good? family-filled? Did you put on 15 pounds? I did. But what I definitely didn’t do was hit the halls for the post-Christmas madness. I absolutely refuse to get shoved around and deal with screaming children so so I can save $20 on a Gap sweater that I’ll never wear.

And imagine that you were at the mall, trying to block out the rabid lady’s voice over at Panda Express when all of a sudden a RIOT breaks out. That’s what happened at the Mall of America yesterday when 200 or so Minneapolis shoppers began running around, fighting, and throwing food court chairs in the middle of the mall. Was it an #occupy movement? Was it a gang fight? Nope, it was just that someone started a rumor that rappers Drake and Weezy were on the premises. Oh, and by the way, they weren’t.