Don’t get me wrong. I understand that the concept of buying infomercial products is sort of… “ironic.” Like, “hahaha, look what I got for you as a joke! You can’t complain about it because it’s a joke and remember how funny the commercial was?” I know this to be true because I received THREE SNUGGIES one year from various family members. However, there are a certain products that just flat out make zero sense and I would be OFFENDED if someone bought them for me. Like say, this. Or this. OR THIS, UGH. As you can see, many of the worst products are marketed towards women, probably because women are more likely to be home watching TV at 1 in the afternoon on a Monday.

This is only proven more by the most recent ridiculous infomercial to hit the airwaves, Pajama Jeans for men. The entire commercial is dedicated to telling women they should buy their husbands and boyfriends this godawful-looking pair of sweatpants, claiming they are “Knit Jean Lounge Pants printed with realistic designs” and that they have “patches, rips and what looks like your favorite pair of boxers peeking out the top; the back has the same great details.” Wanna see what they mean? Observe:

The worst part of this whole scenario is the fact that Gawker claims many of the sizes on the website are SOLD OUT. Which means tons of women have ALREADY ORDERED THESE and are wrapping them up thinking their husbands are going to be SO EXCITED to wear WHATEVERTHEHELL those are up there. Reason #2,077 not to get married: your wife will probably buy you pajama jeans. UGH.