It’s been so long since we’ve had a good old fashioned dumb criminal off that I’ve almost forgot how to do them! But like they say, “you never forget how to ride a bike, or how to make fun of people who suck at everything including committing crimes.” That’s what they say, right?

Let’s say hello to rapper Freddie Gibbs, who recently took a trip out of Denver, Colorado, and did what any sane person in a drug-fearing nation would do – he put his pot in his carry-on bag! TSA agents, who in the past have creepily noticed and commented on a lady’s vibrator, apparently let the guy keep his weed, but left a condescending note to the rapper, writing “C’MON SON” on the TSA baggage inspection notice. Sure, pot is legal in Colorado, but Federal law trumps state law and had the rapper not gotten a chill inspector, he wouldn’t have been able to Tweet this photo because he’d be laying on a jail cot. Whoopsiedoodle.

In our other corner we have Nolubabalo “Babsi” Nobanda, a South African woman caught in a Bangkok airport trying to smuggle 3.3 POUNDS of cocaine in her fake dreadlocks. According to officials, she may face the death penalty for bringing the drugs into Thailand, although South African ambassador to Thailand Douglas Gibson says he will do all he can to assist her. Check out the video of the bust below, and let us know what you think in the comments… which dummy drug traveler wins the title of MOST DUMB?