If there is one thing I spot on the road while driving that makes me instantly drop my panties, it’s a big old set of Truck Nutz hanging from the back of a lifted F150. To me they say, “the driver of this car is both masculine and sensitive. He enjoys the music of Dizzy Gillespie and can cook an otherworldly coq au vin, but he’s not too elitist to enjoy an oven pizza while watching your favorite reruns of Arrested Development. He is the complete package.” Unfortunately for the men out there on their hunt for the perfect woman, there is no car accessory that can do the same for them! Sure, there are the shiny pink BITCH stickers and the fuzzy leopard print seat covers, but those can be ambiguous and don’t always tell the full story. How is a man to appropriately judge the woman in the Honda Civic next to him?

Never fear, because the maker of Truck Nutz, Harry Balz Novelties, has seen the gap in the market and has come to save the day with a new invention: Car Thongs. The frilly size 200 panties fit snugly over the back of most vehicles, and in my opinion, are the perfect way to tell passing cars that you are both classy, sensual, and feminine.

Or, possibly, that you are a completely psychotic attention whore that will fake a suicide attempt if a guy tries to break up with you. One or the other.

Via Jalopnik