As a Charger fan, my Sundays have officially died. Sure I can go to brunch and maybe watch some other games and see friends and have a couple beers, but the excitement and fanfare and comradeship of having Charger Super Bowl hopes is now over. Sure, it’s still mathematically possible for the Chargers to make it to the playoffs, but we’re used to having our dreams dashed and will probably spend the rest of the Sundays until January crying into our Chargers Snuggies and drinking Jack from the bottle.

I think Nick Novak, the Chargers kicker who did fantastically all year and then missed two huge field goals yesterday exemplified our sadness when he yanked out his junk and peed on the sidelines. The camera decided to stay on him throughout the whole pee, so that we could all feel his hopes and dreams pour out his urethra in front of millions of Americans.

Happy Monday everyone. Except any Denver fans. You are dead to me.