This is what I like to call a GIVING woman. According to TheHoustonPress, Tina Marie Arie and Howard Windham were arrested at a Texas Whataburger for having a stash of hydrocodone and Soma pills on them (that happened to cause their friend to pass out in a booth – hence the cops being called). Their friend was shuttled to a hospital while the lovely Texan couple were carted off to jail. Their arrest wasn’t going to stop Windham from getting his rocks off, though.

According to the police report, a cop looked back and noticed that Arie didn’t seem to be in the backseat anymore. Or was she? A more complete look found Arie with her head in Windham’s lap, going at it like it was her last meal (ugh, sorry, that was gross). In other words, “Windham’s pants were unfastened and Arie was servicing his exposed genitalia.” What surprises us most is that they were able to get Windham’s pants off despite both being handcuffed. And what’s more impressive? The cops told them to behave and took them to jail without filing any extra charges. A classic case of “good cop, other good cop that both are excited for the best Thanksgiving dinner story ever.”