So, okay, hear me out: this is a Tuesday of a four day week, right? Which sort of kind of makes it a Wednesday? But you can’t have a week without a Monday, so it’s basically like this week just didn’t even HAVE a Tuesday which basically makes it the best week ever. On top of that, since we’re pretending it’s Wednesday, that means it’s hump day which is my favorite day of the week!

All of these nonsensical statements can be ignored, but these following four testiMOANials can not… while we’re sad to see our members leave, we’re excited that they met someone that truly makes them happy, in between the sheets or not!

“I met a very sweet guy; he has a very beautiful personality we’re planning to move together. Thank you, OBC!” Female, 36, Charleston, SC

“I’ve met a wonderful man, and we are getting to know each other… wasn’t looking, but oh well!” Female, 51, Elizabethtown, PA

“I met a wonder ful man and we are going to see where this goes. If it doesn’t work I can always come back!” Female, 53, Pollock, LA

“I met a very nice gentleman. We talk everyday and are planning our first date right now. We’ve been dating for a month now and I am very excited we met. Thanks OBC.” Female, 32, Far Rockaway, NY