You guys, I’m a little concerned about Pat Collins. I feel like he might be held hostage. Or dying of Alzheimers. Because WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED? I understand that it’s daily local news, and there’s really not a whole lot to work with everyday. Sometimes I struggle with finding interesting enough material to share on the blog, and I’M allowed to show boobs! So this elderly news caster from Washington DC might just be grasping at straws to try and keep viewers entertained so they can hold on to those few remaining people who actually WATCH local news, by wearing a grape suit and dramatically interviewing a high schooler.

OR, there might be someone at WRC News with a gun who is forcing the reporters to do shameful, embarrassing crap until they off themselves. One of the two.