Good morning, readers. Let’s have a little chat, shall we?

Look, I’m all for ladies dressing scandalously for Halloween. It’s really the only time you can wear a thong, fishnets, and a pair of cat ears and say you’re a “kitten” without people raising eyebrows. In the downtown section of our lovely city Saturday night, I saw more flesh (both men and women, actually – dudes need to stop this cross-dressing theme that’s been going on) than I’ve seen in the last year (including January’s AVN awards). It was awesome! However, there was a stunning lack of creativity that made me sad as I nearly ran over the twelfth “Little Red Riding Hood” on my way home at 3 am. COME ON, PEOPLE! You can be as slutty as you want as long as you make it at least SEMI-interesting!

Take a page out of Heidi Klum’s book, for example. The woman has one of the sexiest bodies in the business, and yet she went with THIS GEM:

Friggin’ awesome, If I do say so myself. Sexy, highlights her curves, and yet still has the perfect amount of ICK to make it Halloween appropriate. YOU WIN, MADAME.

For more pics of this awesome costume (and other celebs too) head over to TheSuperficial.