When you’re an actress whose been caught snorting your weight in cocaine, buying cocaine, being a terrible actress, looking like a bag of cocaine, and doing a ton of cocaine, you might think, hey, maybe I should clean up my act for a bit… show Hollywood and the rest of the world that I’m not an entitled little brat with a cocaine problem. And what’s the best way to do this, you ask? Volunteering your time to a homeless shelter? Staying out of the spotlight and doing some introspection at home? Dropping out of the acting world all together for like a year? NO YOU DUMMIES. Clearly the best way to show the world that you are turning over a classy, cleaned up, cocaine-free leaf is to pose naked for Playboy for nearly ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

From TMZ:

Sources tell us the deal has been in the works for months, and that Lindsay balked at an initial $750K offer because she wanted … ONE MILLION dollars … to show the world what her momma gave her (apologies for the DiLo reference).
We’re told Hugh Hefner and Co. recently came back to Lindsay with an offer less than her asking price — but close enough for her to sign on the dotted line. No word yet on which issue Linds will be featured in … but it’s a good bet she’ll be on the cover.

This isn’t the first time Miss Lohan’s posed naked… if you recall the buxom blonde channeled Marilyn Monroe for New York Magazine back in 2008… but two years full of booze and court hearings and, yep, you guessed it, cocaine, can do a lot for a young woman’s body. We bet she looks absolutely delightful, and don’t worry… once the Playboy featuring the body formerly known as Lindsey Lohan hits the shelves, we’ll be the first to show you the goods.

Or bads.