Let’s meet our cast of characters, shall we?

Napoleon McNoshirt: Complete with a little man complex and the desire to show off his tiny baby chest, you can tell this monster is ready to fight!

The Only White Guy: Acting so, so white.

Camera Guy O’Loudsy: Narrating everything that happens. Literally. Every single thing.

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Terrifying: Two massive gentlemen in white, who could probably kill everyone in the video with a single punch.

And of course,

The unnamed staff of the Waffle House, who probably cry themselves to sleep every night. Hold strong, young warriors. Hold strong.