Here’s the tough thing about skateboards: they have wheels! One might try to stand on a skateboard very carefully and not make it move at all to try and look casual and cool in front of some boys in the middle school parking lot but those DAMN WHEELS TOTALLY RUINED MIGHT RUIN THE ENTIRE THING. Luckily, skateboards are not the bane of everyone’s existence. The talented few have mastered the skill of pushing a skateboard gracefully down the street, and the VERY talented, EXTREMELY few have mastered the skill of making skateboards to crazy tricks.

This guy has mastered the skill of TWO SKATEBOARDS. Whoever said that skateboarders are lazy stoners with no ambition is wrong. These people are going to take over the world.