Remember yesterday when I destroyed all the dudes’ lives by posting THIS STORY WHICH YOU SHOULD NOT CLICK ON IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY? Well, today we get one for the ladies, out of Northern California, where a woman and her boyfriend experienced a woman’s worst nightmare.

According to April Bonjour (which has to be a porn name, right?), she and her boyfriend were getting a little kinky in the sack, using a Pipedream Products-made vibrator together, when she felt a sharp pain inside her vagina. She claims that when her boyfriend pulled it out, it was COVERED in blood, leading her to believe she may have started her period. However, when the bleeding continued until April began slipping in and out of consciousness, her boyfriend called 911.

“My son was woken up so we could go to the hospital,” she wrote. “He thought it I was dying…[and] quite frankly so did I.”

How awful to think you might die from a romp in the hay, right? I mean, sure, people die from auto-erotic asphyxiation sometimes but what do you expect when you get off by CHOKING YOURSELF? This was just a little couples vibrator action, how could you think that it might end your life?

Although the source doesn’t explain what exactly Miss Bonjour’s injuries were, it’s safe to assume that they were a result of a defective product. When Pipedream Products refused to compensate her for her injuries, Bonjour filed suit, for personal injury, negligence, and breach of warranty. I should sue them for making me terrified of vibrators. THANKS, JERKS.