“Hello, Fandango? I would like to take 400 tickets to the midnight showing of The Avengers so that I can see it by myself so no one bothers me and I can eat my popcorn alone WITHOUT PEOPLE STEALING IT in total silence without people yelling “siiiiiick” and other stupid things because seriously that is the worst and this is THE AVENGERS and NOBODY WILL BE PERMITTED TO RUIN THIS FOR ME.”