I know that I have spent much of the past two years lampooning Chris Brown for being a psychotic woman beater and an entitled celebrity jerk-off, but I admit I do feel the tiniest iota of sympathy for him. I mean, the guy clearly f***ed up, but his past is constantly shoved in his face and I’m sure it’s painful to relive those moments (not as painful as being punched in the face by your boyfriend, but hey). And now rumors are swirling that the whole Rihanna incident may have stemmed from Chris Brown’s homosexuality.

According to the Superficial, Twitter DMs have surfaced that seem to imply that Chris Brown had sex with D-list R&B singer Martyn. The screenshot of the page doesn’t appear to be doctored, and the messages are… well, pretty damn incriminating (NSFW language below):

Although Martyn “refused to comment” on the DMs, he did state “I’ll confirm it” on Twitter, so who knows what that means. Other pages of DMs also state that Marytn hooked up with Trey Songz, another powerhouse in the hip hop world.

So what could this be? A true story or a D-list celeb trying to garner some publicity? Maybe it’s both… and rumors are now flying that the night of the Rihanna incident, she may have found out that he was sexing up dudes and not his manager as previously believed.

We’ll keep you updated, but for now I will conclude that Chris Brown is probably a closeted homosexual who should just come out and embrace his flamboyant side and start doing shows at the White Party. I’m sure the gays would EAT THAT UP, ifyouknowwhatImean.