What a miserable world we live in when a nice young woman can not get her beloved boyfriend in the sack once in a while, right? According to the SmokingGun, though, that was exactly the behavior that prompted Melissa Minarsich to lose her mind and go ape-sh*t all over her boyfriend last night in Iowa City.

Police reports say they responded to a “woman out of control,” and when they arrived at the scene, Minarsich smelled of booze and her boyfriend was claiming that after he refused to sleep with her, she “became upset and swung at him, ” and even “landed a couple blows.” And what did Minarsich counter with? Did she try and refute the claim and say he started it, or that he was abusive? Nope. According to her own statement, “All I want is a piece of ass, is that too much to ask for?”

Which leads me to this question-

Is that too much to ask for? Why wouldn’t Melissa Minarsich’s boyfriend sleep with her? What an idiot, right? I mean what kind of self-respecting man would say no to his beautifu-

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Okie doke, suspect charged with misdemeanor domestic abuse. Case closed.