The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen premiered this Monday night (I say premiered because it will show approximately 400,000 times in the next six months), and according to viewers, it was quite a doozy. I have never been a fan of Roasts, mostly because A) Lisa Lampanelli is a fat, unfunny cow and B) I’m not into train wrecks, but I seem to be alone in this opinion because 6.4 million people tuned in to see Charlie Sheen get his ass kicked (and then immediately kissed) on national television by a bunch of D-listers. Is my bitterness apparent? Sorry.

Needless to say, the only moment that caught my eye as being worth mentioning was when Jackass-star and clinical jackass Steve-O tried to give himself a black eye with Mike Tyson’s fist. You’ll see that occurrence in the below photo of four very relevant and not all all burnt-out TV personalities.

And apparently it worked (or Steve-O gave himself a black eye which is entirely possible) because just a couple days Steve-O posted this flattering photo of himself on his Twitter:

Hooray. TV, you guys! The pinnacle of entertainment!

This has been your morning BCU-Girl-is-a-cranky-grandma post.

(Note: if you aren’t a cranky grandma, here is WarmingGlow’s top list of the funniest jokes from the Roast. I’ll be in my armchair yelling at children.)