We’ve seen many great sex product commercials. From our very own review of Wet Lubricants, to Durex’s infallible marketing team, we’re fully aware that the best ads are subtle, funny, creative, and a little bit sexy – and this new one for KY Intense Lubricant is no exception. It is slightly different though, because it stars a lesbian couple. I know, I’m waiting for the world to erupt in hellfire any minute too.

According to the KY Press release,

Gay male couples have been featured in print advertising since 2008 and now the brand is continuing its tradition of support and visibility with advertising that is inclusive of lesbian couples.

Shocked. Appalled. Disgusted. These are all words that describe my feeling towards networks allowing this absolute BETRAYAL of family values. How COULD they even CONSIDER putting these two harlots (who were obviously not pretty enough to find men so they had to resort to each other) on prime-time television when I am SUPPOSED to be able to watch Two and a Half Men in GOD-GIVEN PEACE?!

PREPARE TO BE JUDGED, HEATHENS*.

*sarcasm.