That, my friends, is a picture of a man who has defied Darwin’s theory of ‘survival of the fittest.’ According to the Smoking Gun, Ahmed Hasnain of Kansas ordered a prostitute to his Motel 6 on Wednesday, presumably hoping for a fling with a Witchita hooker, which is the top of the totem pole of hookers, if you didn’t know.

However, he was shocked when not one, but TWO ladies of the night showed up to his hotel room, demanding $160 for their services. The article doesn’t say whether or not Hasnain even received any, um, services, but it does note that he was not pleased with the dealings. So, obviously, OF COURSE, he called 911 to lodge a complaint and demand a refund.

OF COURSE.

Needless to say, instead of getting a refund in 3 to 5 days, Hasnain was arrested and booked on patronizing a prostitute and headed to jail for the night. Although it’s not as dumb a crime as calling 911 from a house you’re robbing, I definitely classify this as a Class 1 dumb crime.

Poor guy, he even wore his best stripey polo for the event. What a jip.

Happy Friday before a long weekend, everyone! Make it count!