You guys, I think there is something wrong with me. Everyone in this video is shocked and repulsed and ashamed by this state trooper’s actions. They all believe he should definitely be fired for using taxpayer time to get his D-W with some lady in the desert. I, on the other hand, find it HILARIOUS*. Look at his face! Look how worried he is that he’s going to get caught and HE TOTALLY IS! Look how he still has his utility belt on! What if he ended up having a Something About Mary situation except it gets on his handcuffs! HAHAHAH!

I am officially sick in the head.

[*Assuming that he wasn’t taking advantage of the woman or abusing his power by boning her in exchange for not giving her a ticket, of course. That’s just icky.]