It’s Tuesday again. Dreaded, life-shattering Tuesday. And not only is it Tuesday, but it’s the Tuesday before Labor Day, one of the best holidays for sun, fun, BBQs, and sexy girls in bikinis for the VERY LAST TIME BEFORE THE DARKNESS OF WINTER (no I am not exaggerating, why would you even say that?).

In effort to make this day even the slightest bit better, we offer you a delicious taste of what YOU could experience this Labor Day weekend: a booty call so fantastic that you may never need another dating site again. Here are this weeks Tuesday TestiMOANials.

“I met a good man and we are going to date exclusively and see where it goes!” – Female, 49, Stone Mountain, GA

“I’m a lifetime member.. if this doesnt work out, I will definitely reinstate in the future!” – Male, 48, Pasadena, CA

“Thank you… it has been fun!” – Female, 49, Colorado Springs, CO

“I found someone I really like on this site and we are chatting and planning to meet sometime soon. So I have no further interesting in meeting anyone else.” – Male, 32, Tuscon, AZ